i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

(via officialfrenchtoast)

bethosaurus:

charminglyantiquated:

Classic and Reverse harpies, mermaids, centaurs, and nagas

as a species we have this habit of tacking human faces onto animals and when you think about it, it looks kind of stupid, but it looks even stupider backwards

so

the reverse centaur gets me evERY TIME THOSE USELESS ARMS JUST DANGLING im ugly laughing into my drink

(via humoristics)

highmiranda:

takentoglasgow:

this film was a masterpiece

bottom left is just fucking hilarious

(Source: ellijahwood, via humoristics)